Bad idea

A 36-year-old man was run over by a car Monday night after being thrown out of a bar on Baker Street and lying down in the street. The car that hit the man kept right on going.

a) If you’re going to bars on Baker Street it’s time to reevaluate your life goals.
b) If you’re getting tossed out of bars on Baker Street (and pepper sprayed by security)
it's time to check into re-hab.
c) If you’re lying down in the street on Baker Street you deserve to be run over by a car.
d) I wonder if I went to high school with this guy.