Bakersfield, Why live anywhere else?

I found another Bakersfield community website called EverythingBakersfield. It's one of those basic informational type web sites. The logo on the top of the page reads "Bakersfield, Why live anywhere else?" After clicking on the "Entertainment Central" link I found another link that says "Ideas Of Things to do." Here are ideas on the list.

Why not check out our local museums?
Catch a Movie?
Go to the Park?
Adopt a Pet?
Join a Church?
Look up Events by location.
Check out a local sports league?
Go to a Restaurant or the Races?
Check out a Theatre or an Event auditorium?

Adopt a pet?? ADOPT A PET? Join a Church? Are these things past times now? Cuz if that's the best they can come up with for stuff to do in Bakersfield, I think they may have answered their own question.