Beans

By R.G.D.

Maria Diarrhea
Had it awfully bad
She never left the house
And was terribly sad

Her mother said it was
The germs on her plate
Her brother said it was
The monkey brains that she ate

Her father said “It’s a stage
It will pass”
Her sister gagged and said
She had the stinkiest gas

Maria Diarrhea
Didn't want to be rude
But all along she knew
It was because of

The magical food.


I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down this poem about two years ago. I would love to try and publish a book of poetry for kids. I have a few others, but not enough. Noveltown got me thinking about all this stuff again. Thanks Noveltown!