I Won, I Won, I Won, I Won, I Won!!!

Remember when I told y’all about the Bakotopia Valentine’s Day text rap contest? Well..guess who won the iPod? That’s right – uh huh, you know it. I’m da man. Maybe I missed my calling. Maybe I’m supposed to be out there rapping with Snoop Dog and Notorious BIG (wait – he’s dead.) Okay, maybe not.

The contest rules said the rap had to be 100 characters or less (including spaces) so I had to get a little funky with some of the words. Here’s my rap exactly as I entered it:

Lookin 4 a d8 this V-day 1 that I ain’t got to PAY Want sum1 I can woo Sum1 who don’t smell like poo