LTD - Special Correspondent - Report #1

When asked how she has dealt with her crazy mother over the years:

“I have always been embarrassed of my mom; if my friends saw her I would just tell them that she was the maid.”

When asking about her thoughts about their infamous trip to Seattle:

“My mom tried to act 15 and blend in. We went into a music recording booth and she was screaming Nirvana. It was disturbing.”

When asked about the funniest thing W.H. did this weekend:

“She bought incense so that "it smells good when we crap."