Talkin' Smog

I met the guy who bought my car today to get it smog checked. We weren't able to get it done last weekend. The guy had brought a friend along and as we gathered inside to pay he made a comment about a fat woman on the TV. The smog check man turned and looked at him and said, “Boy, you must not be from Oildale.” He then proceeded to tell us that three rednecks worked there. “There’s one Mexican, one Korean, and one white guy. But we’re all rednecks” he explained. Then he told us their names. The Korean is named Floyd, the Mexican is named Buford and the white guy’s name is Earl. Needless to say, we were all cracking up.

Earl then told us that they want to get a morning talk radio show. The Three Rednecks at the Smog Check station. Now there’s a program I could get into.