Tackiest Lines Taken from Today's Paper

"As Danny Sepeda's mourners placed the big man in the ground on Saturday, they had one request. "They don't want no B.S."

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"As Amazing Grace played, some in the crowd cried, hugged and sipped from oversized beers."

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"Later, the men around the casket toasted Sepeda and poured beer over the blue flowers on top of it."