Hick Town Headlines

The front page of today’s paper asks the all-important question of “When does the 5-second rule apply?” You know the one – how long can a peace of food or candy stay on the ground before it is no longer edible? Yes people. We have a war in Iraq and a hurricane in Louisiana, but our paper chooses to feature a giant article about people eating food off the ground.

Yet another example of the hokey headlines from Bakersfield.