That's where that smell is coming from!

A 57-year old Oildale man was arrested yesterday for pirating DVD’s and selling gold mines in New Mexico. (Who in their right mind would buy land in New Mexico from a man living in a trailer in Oildale?)

Authorities went to the man’s trailer to arrest him on theft charges and found his double wide loaded with illegally copied films. According to the paper, the trailer was so full he, “had just enough extra space in his Oildale double-wide for a narrow path from his kitchen to his computer desk, and from his desk to his bedroom.”

I think the above statement proves in once and for all. People in Oildale don’t bathe.