That's not quite how it should be.

I couldn’t help but crack up with I read this in the paper today…

"So you love Bakersfield, but you don't have any way to show it. Just telling people how much hometown pride you have isn't enough. You need something that tells the world, even before you open your mouth, that you are from Bakersfield….Now you can express your civic pride by wearing a "Bakersfield -- Life as it should be" velour bathrobe, while drinking Colonel Baker's Coffee Company's Hometown Blend out of a "Bakersfield -- Life as it should be" ceramic or clear-glass coffee mug."

Are they suggesting that I have my morning coffee with THE WORLD everyday?