You know...

it’s time to do laundry when…the only pants you have to wear to work have a waist band that lies only slightly lower than your bra.

it’s time to start paying attention to your hygiene…when you look down in the shower and audibly gasp at the sight of what looks like the legs of a pre pubescent boy.

it’s time to clean the house…when the dust bunnies under the TV are arguably larger than the pet from whom most of the hair came from.