I don't know about the rest of you, but sometimes I get a little over whelmed with the whole blog thing. Too many blogs to read, too many things to blog about. I can't keep up so I just shut down. I find it helps to do that sometimes – just shut down and pretend like there is no one else in the world. You should try it! It's a great coping mechanism.
Anyway, even when I have shut myself off from the blog world, I do usually still find time read Dooce, since she IS the Queen of the Blogworld and all. So while was visiting with friends in Austin I brought up this post she wrote about relationship deal breakers and that got us to talking about what our deal breakers are. On the plane the next day my friend and I took it a step further and wrote down a list of our deal breakers, so I thought I'd share a few with you all. Keep in mind this is a combination of both of our lists, so I can't really say what is on who's list, if you know what I mean. I also threw in the two suggestions we got from those two dudes in Austin. Please feel free to add your own.
- Incontinence
- Bad credit
- Rambler (talks too much)
- Bragger, self congratulatory, presumptuous, egomaniac
- Has a faggy voice and/or mannerisms.
- Prefers porn to the real thing
- Doesn’t recycle
- Asks to be referred to by stupid nick name. Like Wolf.
- Bad breath.
- Says “F*** no!” when asked “Are you going to see Willie Nelson?”
- Doesn’t like my kid.
- Doesn’t like The Beatles.
- Short
- Ugly feet.
- Over groomed.
- Entered in Sex Offender Data Base
- Head lice.
- Likes to give unsolicited advice about EVERYTHING!
- Chronically unemployed.
- Lives with his mother and has no plans to move.
- Doesn’t like to eat out or is real picky about food.
- Sports fanatic or into NASCAR
- Drives a Hummer
- Refuses to dance.
- Owns, collects, accumulates too much crap!
- Is a bigger feminist than I am.
- Is pre or post operative – going either way.
- Skid marks
- Wine snob.
- Any kind of snob.
- Says “I ain’t got no.”
- Badly coping amputee who talks incessantly about prosthesis.
- Incarcerated
- Missing teeth and or significant patches of skin.
- Talks loudly and frequently about what a bitch his ex is.
- His car smells like his ass.
- An aspiring musician.
- Doesn’t appreciate sarcasm.
- Dirty ears.
- Never has anything nice to say.
- Still dresses like a head banger.
- French kisses his pet.
- Asks too many questions in the sack.
- Won’t go down town.
- Is a racist homophobe.
- Loves guns and/or hunting.
- Wears too much cologne.
- Wears open collared shirts with his chest hair hanging out and fat gold chains.
- Dumb, idiot, or Republican.
And last but not least. Two words.
- Jack Rabbit.
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