The Coolest Thing Ever

I went to breakfast at Narduci's this morning to have one those lumberjack meals they make. I love that place. It was 10:30 in the morning and the entire length of the bar was full of older men drinking beer, playing dice and looking like they don't have much to worry about. After we had finished eating Julie, the owner of the place and a lovely person, come over with a peice of cheescake with a candle on it. Just as she sat it down, all 12 of the men at the bar turned around and sang Happy Birthday to me.

Then the oldest and the fatest of them all said, "Do you want your present now or later?"