Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Duck for cover kids!

The sheriff’s deputy who shot nine times at Sterling Endsley has been found to have acted within department policy. Silly Endsley should’ve known, the policy around here is shoot first, ask questions later (only if they’re still capable of answering, of course.)

The shooting took place near Skateland (ahh! Skakeland!) and there were several children present. Luckily no one was hurt. The presence of children would not change anything however, because according to Sheriff Youngblood, departmental policy does not change because children are in the area. Really? So, if there is a group of kids standing around and a man runs by, it’s okay to shoot at the man and possibly hurt one of the children?

Of course! Stupid kids standing around in the way. Serves them right.