How UnRomantic!

What’s the deal with all the ramshackle stands that seem to pop up all over town every Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day? Is this going on in other places too? And more importantly, are they really successful? Do people actually stop in the middle of the street to purchase the crap these people are hawking? Teddy bears, balloons, baskets full of candies; all garbage they managed to pick up at the dollar mart.

If my loved one came home with any of that crap I’d shove it right up his butt.