Friday, February 16, 2007

Can I have some crackers with this cheese?

Sixty-three couples rushed to the county clerk’s office on Wednesday to get married. Normally the clerk officiates around ten a day. But Wednesday was Valentine’s Day and apparently to some people that seems like the perfect day to get married. (And these people don’t even work for Hallmark.) The number one reason people gave for wanting to get married on Valentine’s Day was, “So he’ll remember our anniversary.” (I just threw up a little in my mouth.)

Ladies, lemme tell you somethin’. If your man can’t remember a little thing like a date, good luck getting’ him to remember your anything else.