Wanted! Dead or Alive

Actually, alive would be much better.

Someone stole this 15 year old horse from CALM last week, and now they are offering a reward for his safe return. Why in hell would someone steal an old horse? Are they wanting to make home made glue? And where does one keep a stolen pony? Its not like you can just ditch it in the backyard and hope no one will notice.

Maybe Thomas wasn't really stolen. Maybe he busted loose and is out enjoying his life for the first time. I can just see him now, with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a hooker.

No wonder we haven't been able to find him.