Monday, April 23, 2007

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Somebody emailed this to me today. It's kind of stupid, but still funny.

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The end.