Friday, May 18, 2007

An Actual Conversation I Just Had

Customer Service Operator – “Hello! Thank you for calling (insert name of business), my name is (insert any name), how may I be of assistance to you today?”

Me – “Yeah, I’d like to cancel my membership please.”

C.S.O. – “Uh, yeah, uh…. we… um...uh…we don’t got. We are unable to do that at this present time. Our operations is out, and we uh… umm…. you gotta call back in a cuppla hours cuz we are not able to help you with that at this present time cuz our computers is out.”

Me – “Okaay.”

C.S.O. – “Is there any other way I may be of assistance to you today?”

Me – “Uh, no. I sincerely don’t think so.”