Cody Picker has a problem. He doesn’t like to masturbate in the privacy of his own room. He prefers to whip out his willy in public and take care of business. Unfortunately for him, local residents were less than enthused with Cody pulling the pud in the parking lot. They held onto him yesterday until the police arrived.
Mr. Picker has had penis problems in the past. He was arrested in March for the same thing. Apparently he gets drunk, then while driving home he is over come with the urge to make love to himself, so he just pulls over and goes at it.
Somebody really ought to tell him it’s unsanitary.
Stumble It!
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