What?

A co-worker told me this morning that her son had started Pre-School. She showed me a calendar which showed how they would be studying a different letter each week and that each Thursday is “Share Day” – the day each kid was supposed to bring in something that begins with that letter. This week’s letter is I. “What should I have him take to school?” she asked me.

“I dunno" I said, "How about an ice pick?”