Best in the West

Yes. That is a D.P. in my hand.

Let me get this straight... According to Waist High, if I write more posts about my time in High School, talk more about drinking bad liquor and add more pictures of my crazy hair and juvenile delinquency, I might someday become as famous as she? I’m afraid I can’t do that. You see, I may have attended West High in the 80’s, but unlike W.H, I never did anything wrong. Bake Town was pure of mind, body and spirit throughout her teenage years. I made Molly Mormon look like a crack whore. My academic excellence was unparalleled and to this day my popularity is referenced within its hallowed halls.

Sigh.. I guess I’ll just have to be content with my unfortunate circumstance.