Gray skies aren't gonna clear up

Clearly, the message Mother Nature is trying to send us after eight straight days of nothing but gray, cold weather is “STAY IN BED!” I see no good reason for any one to be forced out side the comforts of home and into an atmosphere that promotes depression and in some cases, pychosis.

Don't believe me? Here's an example: Two Canadian men, ages 23 & 24, were arrested Tuesday after robbing the Yum Yum Doughnuts in Oildale and then crashing their van into the back of a truck. After being hand cuffed, one of the men commented, "It's the weather! The weather made me do it!"

Okay, I made that last part up. It's the weather! The weather made me do it!