Round Two

Yes, yes…I knew Flo would come back to bite me on the bottom with this one. She is, was, and always will be, my BE - FRI to her ST - ENDS. And yet - think about... Flo has been my Best Friend since the Sixth Grade at Stine School. If I make Molly Mormon look like a crack whore, Flo MUST have made Mary Poppins look like a fake tittied, Hollywood, homeless, one eyed, glue sniffing, transsexual, runaway, prostitute.

DO NOT BE FOOLED.

p.s. Yeah, yeah. That photo of me looking adorably 80’s and sober SOME HOW, found it’s way into the Waist High “collection.” Methinks something is amiss.