Wondering

A twenty-one year old pregnant Bakersfield woman recently decided to jump from her truck while it was still moving. She said she was feeling stressed.

Hasn’t she ever heard of yoga?

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An inmate recently escaped from the minimum Taft Correctional Institution Satellite Camp. The 25 year old man was sevring a 10 year sentence, “for conspiracy to distribute marijuana. He has no prior criminal record and is not considered armed and dangerous.”

My question is, why the heck was he serving 10 years?