I said it's MY birthday!

A Mojave man chose a different kind of way to celebrate his birthday this year. He tied his wife up with duct tape, kicked her in the head, and threatened to kill her. Robert Earl Grey (obviously no relation to the Earl Grey of tea time fame) was arrested when his wife managed to escape Wednesday night. They had been married for just 3 1/2 months.

Dang. I’d hate to see what he does for their anniversary.