Bake Town, CA

and ready to fry your ass

So crazy to see my blog on the news after ALL THESE YEARS!  I wish I knew who actually wrote the post!  Thanks KGET!! Post by KGET - ...

My last post was rather unpleasant, so I thought I'd share some funny stuff with y'all today. My son sent me the best Mother's ...

There's a couple of seriously bizarre and disturbing stories in the news this morning. Yesterday morning and entire family was sho...

So, the Alley Cat is closing down for a few weeks to give herself a face lift. It's the first time the historic bar will be closed in 3...

Bruce Riley Apparently the police made a little mistake recently - they lost a 'high risk, sexually violent, child rapist, and predator...

Oscar and I watched the news last night and sure enough – there was the car chase that nearly wiped him out. They caught the cracked out...

If you're in the market for an old, tired, worn out piece of ass, look no further than Bakersfield.

There is a newly wed couple in Kernville none to pleased with how their wedding went. Not because the flower girl tripped or the mother-...

My husband just called me freaking out. Apparently he got caught up in the middle of a massive car chase going on right now near West High...

One of my favorite things to write about has always been the gun toting, trigger happy policemen and sheriffs we have ‘round these parts. Th...

I’ve been bitched at an awful lot lately for not blogging. Waist High never fails to stop whining and recently my husband has been givi...

I now have scientific proof that it sucks to be a woman living in Bakersfield. Women’s Health Magazine conducted a study of 100 of the Uni...

I thought this post from A Little Pregnant described pretty accuratly what's going on with me lately. Minus the babies of course.

Okay, so here’s the post I promised Waist High to get her off my back. (I was unable to attach a link for some reason. Sorry WH!) Appa...

Louie Garcia Jr just moved back to town after 20 years in prison. According to a police report, "Garcia was convicted in 1989 for lewd...

Here are a few lines taken from the local newspaper today. I think they reflect quite nicely the type of news we have round these parts. *...

I can’t take it anymore. I don’t understand why we can’t just give up the “Titles” and just use Mr. and Ms. Nobody ever uses it right a...

Oscar and I were recently adopted by a stray cat. She started hanging out on the porch with our cat Magill and being general nuisance. W...

A 72 year-old man is walking down an alley in Oildale when all of the sudden two pit bull dogs jump out and begin to attack him. The man b...