Tuesday, January 25, 2005

The Accidental Blogger

I received a very sweet email from a former Fieldian today (hi CSH!) who told me she stumbled across the blog somehow. Joe Nobody (hi Joe!) told me the same thing a long time ago. That got me thinking – so I did a little research.

If someone googles a search on “Bakersfield”, Bake Town is so low on the hit list it turns to magma. (Sorry, just trying to think of something really low.) Here’s a bit of trivia for JR - Bakersfield Ill News is number 220. If someone googles a search on “Bakersfield blog”, Bake Town is number 78. SEVENTY EIGHT? Waist High is number three! That’s right. One, Two, THREE!!! I hate that bitch. Even Amy in NY is higher - and she's on the other side of the freakin' continent.

I have come to the conclusion that this is a crime against humanity. Some thing must be done people – but what? I’m sure this will shock all of you, but I’m really not that technologically savy. I know the blog looks like it was professionally developed by the great Geek Wizard of Technological Gizmodom, but I’m telling ya, it’s all me. My feeble mind has been stretched to its absolute limits. I need help.

Waist High you seem to be at the top of the blog list. Who’d you sleep with at google to make that happen?

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:31 PM

    I think their called Meta-tags - look into them.

    C

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  2. Anonymous2:32 PM

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  3. The are and I have.

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  4. 220!? Well, if you search http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=Bakersfield+News&FORM=QBRE
    I come in at a respectable #2...so how you like me now! (trying to sound like Ben Affleck in Goood Will Hunting)

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  5. Please insert a Y after the THE in the above comment made by me. It appears that although I am the blog site administrator I CAN NOT EDIT MY OWN FREAKING COMMENTS.

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  6. I am dying to know what the anonymous removed comment was.

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  7. It's a crazy world out there. You ever search for your real name on google? I discovered I was a 1978 jazz musician with a mullet. Wow, if only!

    PS: Thanks for the link. You're way cool.

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  8. Please don't die Chris. It was just one of those accidental double posts. I was only trying to clean things up - I didn't know it was going to leave a big message that THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED like it was something unholy.

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  9. Anonymous7:51 AM

    It wasn't exactly a double post, it was a correction, I meant to say "They're called meta-tags" not "their called ..."
    C

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  10. Sorry C - I didn't notice.

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  11. Anonymous5:33 PM

    I found your site by pressing the next blog button. In the whole WWW I get the blog from the person down the street.

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