All the pieces are falling into place.

I learned on the news recently that Bakersfield has become a hotspot for “reality” TV shows. If this is true, I think it may be the perfect time for my idea to come to fruition. The possibilities are endless.

In the mean time...Any sloppy, loser men out there interested in posing as my boyfriend so I can get those gay guys to decorate my house and buy me a flat screen TV? I'll let you keep the wardrobe.