I love this.

My son came home from school yesterday with a letter from his new English teacher. His old English teacher got a different job and bailed mid-year. I want to share just a small portion of the letter with y'all.

"I retired from teaching at BHS in the summer of 2003 after the summer school session, but when Mr. Reese asked me to teach two of the GATE English classes, I responded with alacrity." Alacrity? Uh, yeah, this dude is an English teacher all right.

Any of you Drillers want to guess who the teacher is?