There, there little bear.

My megalomaniac friend Waist High recently referred to me as an “epigone” on her blog. I would have been insulted were I not so excited that she managed to used the word correctly in a sentence. It appears my tutelage is paying off. It is true that her blog is all of 6 months older than mine. After reading Waist High a few times I knew I could do better, thus Bake Town was born.

Since then we have battled back and forth over who has the best Bakersfield blog. You would think that the fact I am the #1 hit for “Best Bakersfield blog” would be enough to convince her. But alas, W.H. is a slow learner. Even her gasconade display of the quote made by Fresyes has not improved her status.

I understand how frustrated you must feel W.H. and so I will ignore your silly little taunts. I won't try to crush your spirit by telling you Bake Town also out ranks Waist High in a search for "Frank Amestoy's of Bakersfield."

Don’t worry W.H., I promise to remember you when I’m famous.