Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Out Of Malodor!

A new trial started yesterday in Bakersfield pitting one type of farmer against another. According to the paper, “Jurors will decide this: Did a big new dairy unleash fecal dust and maggot-breeding flies that destroyed an existing onion-packing business next door?”

Dang – every time I have jury duty (and I have many times) I get boring old DUI or drug bust cases. I want a trial with some excitement – like Cows vs. Onions. Which one stinks worse?