My Worst Fears Have Come True

I was warned, but I didn’t listen. Amy warned me, and I brushed her off. Waist High warned me, and I ignored her. Other people told me it would happen, and I didn’t believe them. But now, now it’s finally happened. My Mom is reading my blog. Hi Mom!

I told her not to read it. I gently suggested she may not approve of everything I say, but I guess she’s used to that. You do know what this means don’t you? My father cannot be far behind. My already PG website is about to get a whole a lot cleaner. Damn it!

Oops! Darn. I meant to say darn it I swear! No, I don’t swear! I – never mind.