You'd better watch your back (yard).

I know I’ve been a bit (ok - a lot) absent lately but that doesn’t give Waist High the right to go and scoop me on Bakersfield news. (I don’t know who you think you are little missy – but ya ain’t all that. I can take you.) No thanks to her I found this article in the L.A. times.

You know things are crazy when the L.A. Times is writing a flattering article on Bakersfield.