Dead people everywhere!

The headless guy found in a house in Oildale last July did not die from becoming headless. The coroner accounced that he had massive amounts of PCP in his system and he died from a drug overdose. The fact that his body and his head were found in two different locations doesn’t pose much of a problem. He was so amped up on PCP he probably ripped his own head off.

Speaking of dead guys, a fresh one turned up in a canal last month, and authorities are having a hard time figuring out who the guy is. He’s all tatted out, and has the names Ramirez and Reyes on his arms, but no one seems to know the guy. Or at least no one wants to admit it.

Who wants to end up in canal like he did?