Yup, it’s Fair time again, and sorry to disappoint, but I probably won’t be going this year. I know y’all will miss all the pictures of animal asses, but if you really want to see them you can always read my post from last year. I say I ‘probably’ won’t be going because you just never know what’s going to happen with me, but chances are good that won’t for the following reasons…
1. I have better things to spend my money on. Like booze and prostitutes.
2. I went last year, and let’s face it, it’s the same damn thing every year.
3. Sure corn dogs are good, but the truth is you can buy them anywhere.
4. I already possess sufficient quantities of worthless crap.
5. Climbing aboard a puke stained ride constructed by a tweeking carny is not my idea of a good time.
Of course, if any of you’d like to take me as your guest I’d be happy to accompany you.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Fair's Fair
Posted by Bake Town at 9/28/2006
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