Sweet, Sweet Schwarzenegger

I’m getting sick of hearing about Schwarzenegger visiting Bakersfield like its some big deal. That dude is here every other week. According to the paper he’s been here seven times in the past few months, proving without a shadow of a doubt that he likes us better than any other city in the state. In fact, he said Bakersfield is a “special place” in a husky voice while gently squeezing our collective buttocks and promising romantic, candlelight dinners.

Clearly the Governor wants to sleep with Bakersfield.