I made an appointment with a podiatrist yesterday. I’ve never been to one before and I’m not really looking forward to going now, but the toenail on my big toe is all funky and I think I’ve ignored it long enough. In fact, I think I may have ignored it for too long. I’m pretty sure the ol’ girl is going to have to come off and the very thought of having a toenail removed makes my blood curl. Seriously – I’m cringing just talking about it. I think I'll request general aesthesia. Or maybe I’ll get lucky and just have to take some of this.
Okay boys - calm down! You know toenail fungus is sexy.
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