I came across something rather interesting this morning.
Here is my response, as a person who was born and raised in
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#1 – With a population of nearly a half million, it is the third largest inland city in
Meth is as easily found as soda machines and getting drunk at parties in the middle of fields is a common Friday night activity.
Housing used to be dirt-cheap, but as of recently it's increased drastically. Statistics show that every single day 10 people from LA move into
Ridiculously, there is only one real shopping mall (
Much of the population are Mexicans that hop the border and invade town then clog the streets protesting their "deserved rights" when they are not even citizens.
Areas of town are sort of defined by the high schools: South High (southside), East High (eastside) {don't walk the streets at night because you WILL get stabbed by a mexican gang}, North High (north) {A.K.A. Oildale- which isn't a city in itself, just a name for the trailer park/white trash part of town], West High (west) {if you want to get shot, eat at a taco bell}, Ridgeview High {out in the middle of f**king nowhere}. Then there are the snobby, rich schools around the Northwest/Southwest part of the city such as Centennial High,
Friday night high school football games rule many kids' lives. If you're not a jock, then you're going to be pretty fucking bored and will resort to devoting your life to the "hXc!" music scene. (Scene kids in
Summer's started.. Looks like we won't be stepping foot outside for the next five months. Bring me a Bud Light and a pack of Camels!
kid 1 "I just moved to
kid 2 "Dude, just stand at a corner and someone will come up to you and ask you to buy."
The first piece is obviously written by a teen aged girl. Lines like “Ridiculously, there is only one real shopping mall” kind of give it away. (And we have two malls!!) I would also venture to guess that she is a student at
#2 – Why trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer
I’m confused from the beginning with this one. Aren’t we NOT supposed to see the air? And has she seen the air in Bakersfield? It’s pretty nasty looking.
#3 – Yes, it's hot. It can suck. However, its what you make of it. Either way, we still have a pretty bad reputation as a glorified hick-ville...
My friend & I during a random roadtrip to
random boy at a bar: hey, where are you girls from?
us:
random boy: you girls here for the bachlorette party?
us: uhm, no. we're visiting friends. who would come all
the way from
random boy: would you rather get married in aspen or vegas?
my friend: well, i would get married in vegas.
random boy: YOU MUST BE FROM
How the hell he pulled that out of his ass when all he had was the entire CA I'll never know.
I dunno, that’s just funny.
#4 – a really s*** place where the air is as clean and pure as
I think he may have the
#5 – city in central
Quite frankly, I find Random boring, so it seems to me
# 6 – The CA city also known as "Bako" (or better spelled "Bake-o") in reference to its typically hot temperatures, the proximity to producing oil fields (which is an in-joke for oil barons), and the predictable uber-presence of barbecue, bacon bits, and Mexican food, often served up to country-western and/or mariachi-norteno music.
While visiting Bako, try "the tri" -- which is loca lspeak for tri-tip, a beef cut that is (of course) barbecued.
Ie've been driving for ages -- are we in
I hardly think “Bake-O” is famous for its tri-tip. Basque food maybe. And I have never in my life heard someone say “try the tri.” (Why you gotta go dissing on the bacon bits man?)
#7 – The Hell(boredom)hole KoRn hailed from In
If I was not a jock then I’m screwed? Don’t these people grow up?
# 8 – Didn’t you already post this?? And by the way, “The land
#9 – A place where people from hell come. Also a place people like to bash by putting definitions like this in their profile. But really, it is that bad....this place f***in sucks....
This person is clearly bi-polar.
#10 - A horrible place filled with illegal immigrants and dirty minorities that are doing the
This person is clearly a racist. Me? I love me a good Mexican. mmm mmm!
#11 - Where delionns('08 ers)come from.
This person is clearly from
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#12 - where crips kick it from the cbc im a country boy crip in
Okay Mike. That’s great. I’ll come visit you in prison.
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