Thursday, October 09, 2008

A Typical Day in Oildale

A 72 year-old man is walking down an alley in Oildale when all of the sudden two pit bull dogs jump out and begin to attack him. The man beats one dog with a stick, then pulls out a gun and shoots the other. The dogs beat a hasty retreat back into their yard and the man walks away unharmed.

Now you know why I don’t walk around Oildale.