Bad Guys Beware!

The cops killed another bad guy last night. Dude must have been crazy! He threw a knife at the BPD! Does he not know that the cops around here would rather shoot people than do just about anything else? The BPD are offing people left and right. It’s mayhem. I’m afraid to go out after dark.

Okay, I’m exaggerating a little – but seriously if you are ever in B-Town and hear someone shout “Stop! Police!” do yourself a favor and hit the ground.