Condor Crap

When I pulled into the parking lot at work this morning I noticed that my co-worker had bird crap on his windshield.  “That’s the biggest plop of bird crap I’ve ever seen” I told him, “That bird must have really had it out for you.”  “I know” he replied, “I must have Condor living in my neighborhood.”

I’ve spent the better part of the morning laughing about this.