Help me... Please!!!

Could somebody please tell me why Carl’s Jr.’s french French fries have no flavor what so ever and McDonald’s French fries taste like the nectar of the Gods? And could you then please explain to me why I ate the entire box of flavorless Carl's Jr. French fries and then wanted more? And while you’re at, maybe you could also figure out why after watching the documentary “Super Size Me” I went out the very next day and purchased a Six-Dollar burger with a meat patty as big around as my head. Please let me know as soon as you figure it out.

Until then I’ll be lying on my couch, clicker in hand, digesting the feast I just consumed.