Tuesday, August 14, 2007

On Why I'm Still Not Blogging

I was hoping on getting back into the swing of things after my blogoversary the other day, but I’m afraid I became stricken with a case of the stomach blaws. I’m not sure what I had, but I spent the better part of the day yesterday visiting the commode face first. Which, if you happen to live with a teenage son, and you’ve been a little remiss with your housecleaning lately, is A VERY unpleasant position to be in. Trust me. *shudder*

I spent the rest of the evening both sweating profusely, and shivering in the cold. Usually at the same time. My top half was cold, my bottom half was hot, and ever so often, like a fine tennis match, they would switch sides. As entertaining as it was to watch, it made it difficult to sleep. I also had a lot of strange dreams including one that featured and rabbit and a lizard playing in a hotel room. (I dunno – you tell me.)

It’s always nice when you wake up after spending a day like that and you feel better. I’m still a little wary of food though. And I just turned off my A/C because it gave me the chills. I think I’m going to continue to take it easy today, just to be on the safe side.

But before I go plant my ass on the couch, I think I’ll go clean the toilet.